- "The plates where incubated an extra 20 minutes because we couldn't hear the timer over the Frozen soundtrack."
- "In case of doubt....Sound convincing."
- "Curves were drawn, and the data was plotted."
- The procedure was paused for 5 minutes to dance to Lady Gaga. And the grad student joined in."
- "Did not make corrections suggested by reviewer 1, because we think reviewer 1 is a fucking idiot."
- "A modified protocol was implemented because a certain graduate student seems unable to follow simple instructions."
- "The eppendorf tubes where "shaken like a Polaroid picture" until the part of that song ended."
- "Our results where non-significant at p >0.05, but they're humdingers at p . 0.1!"
Friday, June 27, 2014
#Overly Honest Methods
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